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Moram da vi go kazam vicov.Dve gluvcinja upagjaat u filmoteka.Otvaraat film i go jadat.I ednoto vika,dobar film ej.A drugoto,na mene knigata povekje mi se dopadna. boske boske boske
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film ili kniga
« on: November 14, 2009, 03:38:26 PM »
Moram da vi go kazam vicov.Dve gluvcinja upagjaat u filmoteka.Otvaraat film i go jadat.I ednoto vika,dobar film ej.A drugoto,na mene knigata povekje mi se dopadna. boske boske boske
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 03:42:20 PM »
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 04:10:40 PM »
 aha  boske boske boske boske
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 04:13:06 PM »
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 04:28:39 PM »
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 12:52:32 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 03:11:44 AM »
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 05:10:19 AM »
Dobaaaaar  boske boske boske
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 07:01:36 AM »
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2009, 04:45:41 AM »

Sede muz i zena u elitnom restoranu  da veceraju!
Nakon izvesnog vremena u restoran ulazi full riba,i pravac muzu u krilo: pa gde si ti ljubavi,nema te da se javis 7 dana,nisi svratio nepamtim,kada cemo da se vidimo,zovi me obavezno....
Ustane i ode Zena pita muza: koja ti je ova?
Muz mrtav hladan odgovara: Svalerka
Zena zgranuta: djubre jedno,zar na moje oci,sutra trazim razvod braka,da se gonis u 3 lepe....
A na to ce muz: OK!Sutra dobijas razvod braka ali shvati sledece,kada se razvedes:
nema letovanja po Grckoj,Spaniji,Egiptu,Havaijima,Karibima, nema zimovanja na Alpima,na Zlatiboru,Kopaoniku.....
nema skupih kola,skupih jahti,shopinga,skupih haljina,nakita,sminke,vecera po skupim restoranima itd...
Zena se ucuta.

Nakon par minuta u restoran ulazi njihov ozenjeni poznanik(Nikola),ali ne sa zenom vec sa full ribom!
Kada ga je videla zena upita muza: Je li koja je ona sa Nikolom?
Našta ce muž: Njegova švalerka!
A na to će žena ni 5 ni 6 nego: NASA JE LEPSA!
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2009, 04:56:48 AM »
 boske  boske    boske   gsdxzzz   t28
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2009, 05:16:37 AM »
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2009, 05:43:03 AM »
Ucitelkata im vika na ucenicive da kazuvaat recenici so rima, kazuvaat site i doaga redot na mali gjokica.
I toj - eno tamu gnjurca voda mu do kolena-
Ucitelkava go prasuva kajma tuka rima gjokica?
I gjokica i vika - kad bude plime bice i rime ...  gsdzz
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Re: film ili kniga
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2009, 08:42:45 AM »
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